References and Related Sources

(courtesy of Professor G. Hancock,  University of Interzone-Gondwanaland)

Aristotle: The Crack Years, Harvard Aristotelian Anachronistic Society, 1932

Aristotle,  Plato,  Socrates,  Pliny,  et al: Dead Guys--The Mafioso and its Classical and Pre-Classical Roots, Harvard Platonic Relationship Society,  1933

DeNameland,  Quentin Robert,  et al: "Stochastic Effluvia Measured as if Magically Using Finite-Method Analysis and Partial Regression 'Loogies'",  J. Appl. Wzls.,  Vol. 2,  April 1997

Deutsche,  Auslander: "Concerning the Lebensraum v. Zeitgeist Case", Collected Papers of the 1993 AMT-RCVD Society,  Deutscher Hund Verlag,  April 1994

Deutsche, A.: "Concerning Lesbianism v. Glasses Cases", transl. G. Hancock,  fr. Collected Papers of the 1993 AMT-RCVD Society,  unpublished ms. (dated in manuscript 4/1/95)

Deutsche, A. and Osterreich, A.: "Zweiundfünfzig", Journal of Fifty-two,  Feb. 21,  1952

De Nada,  Jose and Gracias, Luisa: "Trabajo y trabajo y trabajo: una cerveza mas?", Notas España,  Abril 1992

De Nada,  Jose and Gracias, Luisa: "Mañana y Mañana y Mañana: una cerveza mas?", transl. G. Hancock,  Creeps in its Petty Pace from Day to Day Publishing,  New York,  1993

D'Nunzio, Giacomo: "Questi giardini sono belli", J. Appl. Italian Gardening,  1997

Duodenum, Lars and Esophagus,  Tracheal: "A New Method for Linear Metabolic Utilization of Fuel-Stuffs in a Non-linear,  Curving Tubular System",  Journ. Gastro. Nomic. Names,  Vol. 321,  April,  1993

Eliot, T. S.: "The Waste Land",  1922,  section 1,  line 1, ["April is the cruellest month...."], Harvest/HBJ paperback edition,  April,  1980.

Eliot, T. S.: "Das ödeland", 1922 (trans. 1997),  trans. G. Hancock,  1997,  personal files ["Das Monat sehr grausam: A New Translation of 'The Waste Land', Ignoring Basic Rules of German Grammar"]

Hart,  Hava: "Linear Regression Methods for Modeling Charity--'Will Work for Food' and the Ur-Beggar", J. Appl. Social Sciences and Bicycling,  Vol. 301,  April,  1979

Heta,  Errin and Mous,  Ananay: "A Multiple Regression Model for Combined Linear Repression Items with More than One Independent Vatican",  Journ. Appl. Scatology,  Vol. 314,  verse 11,  April,  1972

Hiroki, Takeshi: Fuguchudoku--Don't Eat the Blowfish,  Komon Publishing,  April, 1971

Jus,  Boeuf Au: "Synecdoche,  Alliteration,  Abilene,  and Sang-froid--Strange Bedfellows", J. Appl. Applications of Journals,  April,  1991

Jus, B. A. : "Alliteration, Alimentary,  Guadalcanal, and Saint Nicholas--More Strange Bedfellows", J. Appl. Applications of Journals,  April,  1992

Jus, B. A. : "Alliteration, Santa Claus,  Satan,  and Why Don't We Just Come Out and Tell those Little Rug-rats that Santa and Satan are the Same",  J. Appl. Electro-shock (internal publication of the Westminster (NH) Mental Ward of Scrivener Hospital),  Westminster,  NH,  April,  1993

Jus,  B. A. (in memoriam) (ed. G. Hancock): My Time Has Come--Unpublished Memoranda and Assorted Tracts of Boeuf Au Jus,  Vernal Equinox Publishing,  New York,  April,  1994

Kay, Ellen Emopee: Forgotten Letters--The Hidden Alphabet,  Crux of Communication, QVZ Publishers,  Saluda (SC) April,  1992

Kay, Ellem Enopee: Forgotten Letters--An Abecedarian Denial of the Previously Improper Alliterative Use of my Professional Reputation by One Ellem E. Kay, UXZ Publishers,  Ninety-Six (SC) April,  1993

Lapham, L.: "Why I Hate You", Harper's Magazine,  most any month.  And he's right.

Mogen-David, Frei: Oenophilia,  Pedophilia,  and Philadelphia--A Drunken Chain,  Mencken Publishing,  New York,  April, 1992

Moussaka, E.: "Early Greek Foyers and the Etruscans who Coveted Them", J. Appl. Hellenic-Etruscan House Commentary,  April,  1986

Newman, A. E. and McGillicuddy, E. A.: Statistical Analysis and Design of Experiments as Applied to Manumission of Philadelphian Eunuchs, Constantius House,  April,  1972

Priapus, Lester: Viscous Jelly--The Connections Between Gelatin Production and the Mongol Hordes, Visigoth Publishing,  April,  1992

Richelieu, Robin: "Wizened Fools and Grizzled Philosophers--Quantum Mechanics,  Fluid Dynamics,  Car Mechanics,  and Chemical/Electrical/Mechanical/Civil Engineering and a Simple Formula to Solve all the Problems Encountered Therein", J. Appl. Everything,  April,  1987

Venus, Mons: Coprophages and Byzantium (1210-1473), Deus Hickie International,  Paris,  1973

Venus, Mons and Milo,  D.: Coprophages and Byzantium--a Reconsideration re: Turkish Expansion and the Renaming of Constantinople to Istanbul,  Deus Hickie International,  Paris,  1978

Venus,  Mons and Will,  F. U.: "Modern 'Pop' Music and the Prevalence of Coprophages in Venice Circa 1350-1450",  J. Appl. Art History,  Vol. 82,  page 18,  second column,  just above the ad,  yeah,  there,  1979

Helpful Formulas:

T (K) = T (C) + 273.15

T (R) = T (F) + 459.67

C = G (where C = cleanliness and G = godliness)

e = mc^2